Science has recently concluded a year-long study on my personal sources of fun and enjoyment.

The results (which are to be published in an upcoming issue of The Journal of the International Society of Journalistic Societies) show that approx. 6.4% of my joy comes from watching Cats 101, followed by a respectable 3.16% from my Home Life, and Being Stabbed (by a homeless person) comes in at a solid 1.6%, just beating out Work (1.45%).

Additional research is being conducted as to where the hell the other 95% of the data is, although researchers say, they won't be holding their breath.