You know that guy who prided himself on being such a skilled martial artist that his sensei, clearly fearing the monster he created, makes him sign an agreement not to use his lethal knowledge except in self defense?
Well, douche bags aside, it raises an important question; "At what point does a skill go from being a talent to being a nuisance?" which, of course, naturally progressed to "How does one train in the ancient Japanese art of boning to such a degree that they are forced to sign an agreement not to bone anyone unless it's in self-defense?"
Like, what if I'm at the bank, waiting in lin--OH NO! I've just been taken hostage by an all-female, super hot, busty bank robber gang. I mean, how else am I supposed to subdue a half-dozen co-eds while tied up in the back of a Ford Econoline?
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