All I Need Now Is a SDI System...

My office employs a system of work distribution that can be likened to the ‘trickle down wealth’ policies of Reganomics. The amount of work I do is directly proportional to the amount of work my superiors do; thus, if they feel like doing work, I can do work. If they decide to take a day off, I am forced into a lengthy and epic battle with boredom, in which I almost always lose. You see, just as trickle down wealth was both logically and practically flawed, my office’s work-stream is as well. If the higher-ups don’t come in for a day, the entire system is halted. Where are the middle men you ask? Doing what sycophantic middle men do best: nothing. Peons of the world, unite under one banner: LIBERATE THE PROLETARIAT- MAKE BETTER ONLINE GAMES!