Friday, July 9, 2010
Frank Lloyd Wrong
If the jury would direct their attention to the blueprint of the men's bathroom, located here.
As you can see, the overall layout appears to be functional, however, upon closer inspection there’s a fatal operational flaw; the danger zone. Located in the DMZ between the urinal and the paper towel dispenser, this area is prone to unusually high numbers of awkward encounters.
Regardless of which side you’re on, it is an unpleasant experience: either you stand there awkwardly, half-glancing over your shoulder to make sure you’re not going to get a shiv to the ribs, or, you frantically try to grab a fistful of those tissue-paper strength paper towels, in hopes that you can get the hell outta there before some guy swings around to spritz on you. I don’t know if the women’s bathroom has a similar set up, but I’ve heard that the toilet paper is outside the stalls to “…promote teamwork…”
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