I want to be Faramir; that way I'm the only one who doesn't die.

Everytime I'm driving on the freeway and there are cars trying to merge into my lane, I like to pretend that myself and the other cars in my lane are the 300 Spartans. We tighten our spacing, and form the inpenetrable phalanx- then wait for the enemy to attempt to break our lines. All we're missing is Gerald Butler screaming "HOOOOOLDDDDDDDDDDD!"