Thursday, July 8, 2010

Ctrl+Alt+Delete+Shift+F7

Yeah, how come they don't make those security keys on Windows more complex? I could see it now: New Key-Combos SO COMPLEX...Even YOU Won't Be Able to Access Your Private Information! I don't see how this hasn't already been pitched. Their loss. I'm full of great ideas.

Check this out-- a combination microwave/fridge. It just keeps your food at a consistent luke-warm temperature. Then there was the idea to improve the classic fountain pen, taking it to the next level as a Fountainhead pen; capable of releasing a free-flowing stream of pseudophilosophy. Other potential business ideas include 'Butcher's Choice Animal Rescue', The Internet, and my personal favorite: Hand Tacks. You know, they'd be like thumb tacks, but anywhere from 6-8 inches in diameter. I'm sure they'd be a hit in Sweden.

2 comments:

  1. that hand only has 3 fingers. are these hand(icapped) tacks?

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  2. It's perspective, something you CLEARLY lack...

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