You Can Be Jack, or Billy Zane

I always have these great ideas for blog entries, but never write them down because I think to myself 'Golly gee, this is the best idea ever- there's no way I could ever forget this!' And then I end up writing about how all my best material escapes me. I'm like Rose, and this blog is the Titanic. And my ideas are that necklace, and the ocean is, well, probably a butterfly or some other distraction. Also, due to a contractual obligation, James Cameron reprises his role and directs my abstract metaphors.