Why Newt Gingrich Would Make a Great Bond Villain

1. He’s fat.
2. He always wants more power.
3. He wants to build a base on the moon.
4. He’s a narcissistic sociopath with a sliding moral and social scale, as exemplified by his wives and his religious affiliations; both of which he’s had three.
5. Probably owns a cat.
6. Kind of looks like a Soviet-era Russian.
7. Once quoted as saying “The world will tremble at my feet once I am Emperor of the Moon <maniacal laughter> Also, I don’t like minorities.”