There’s a lot of speculation and water cooler buzz going on about this Sunday’s Oscars. By most accounts, this is going to be another ‘art house’ year, where all the categories get swept under the so-called post-modern Blanket of Confusion (+2) and no one is really happy. But I have faith in this year’s Oscars; I think that the awards will go out to the Oscars who deserve it. Here are my predictions:
Best Dead Oscar
Nominees:
Nominees:
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| Oscar Wilde |
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| King Oscar II of Sweden |
Nominees:
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| Oscar de la Hoya |
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| Oscar from The Office |
Best Animal Oscar
Nominees:
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| Oscar the Bionic Cat |
Oscar, Beast of Busco
(Depictions vary)
Best Video Game Named Oscar
Nominees:
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| Oscar |
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| The Anti-Semitic Adventures of Oskar and His Scepter of Purity |
Nominees:
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| Oscar the Grouch |
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| Oscar the Crack Baby |
So technically there are no predictions here, but in an awards season where the competetion is THIS TOUGH- everyone's a winner to me. Have a safe day, and God bless.
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