Pan-han-dering

Despite complaints from 1 of my 1½ readers about being “too political” and “too edgy” and “too in-your-face journalism with a Money Shot of Truth™”, I refuse to change my blog themes to cater to the masses. As such, I will now make a list of derogatory nicknames/ terms associated with the name Mike*

*Name changed to protect the innocent

• Mike the Tyke
• M. I. K. E. = Milks In Kids’ Ears
• Michael the Tychael
• Dykey Mikey
• Herr Michael, member of the Third Richael
• Mike the Great Green Hype
• MiCUNT (Michael + Cunt)
• Mike Wire the Kite Flier
• Michael Jackson (the child molester, not the pop star)
• Archangel Michael (the child molester, not the biblical figure)