Friday, March 23, 2012

Spamalot


Here's a glimpse into my junk email folder.  


Most of these are pretty standard (do spammers actually think that using eastern european style accents will make words un-screenable?). I like the offer for sexy pictures from Jessica, a Christian single in my area, albeit one from an extremely sexually explicit sect of Christianity (probably a Methodist- am I right??). But my favorite is the first email, congratulating me for having someone (maybe) run a background check on me. Oh, to be so lucky...

2 comments:

  1. I on the other hand and a gentleman and no matter what I make a point of replying to every email i receive which makes me feel as if i am fulfilling a social obligation as well as consumes about 14 hours of my average day.

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  2. well you certainly don't respond to my emails. i guess penisb0t69HARDON@rxslutz.com is more worthwhile than me.

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