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The Internet has really taken all the challenge out of being a dumbass. Case in point: can you imagine how difficult and time consuming it was to send chain letters before the advent of electronic messaging? Especially the "forward this to 10 people or a little girl with no eyes will rape you" type of letter. You either had to be extremely gullible, or a grade-A dick to participate in old school chain letters. And now thanks to the Internet, you don't have to choose!

And on a related note:

In other news, the White house received a chain letter today from cash-strapped Russia. In it, Moscow officials wrote "...we are aware that the unilateral request to propagate this message sounds crazy; but we voted, and we all thought we'd give it a shot." The Kremlin goes on to state optimism that on Friday it will be kissed by its biggest crush, while simultabeously warning of bad luck, were the White House not to comply. Russian President Dmitry Medvedev added "We did not send the last letter we got, and look what hs happened."