Well Hello There...

Apparently there's an updated editor (if you read the comments on my last post, you know my frustrations). Let's take it for a test post...

The ugly girl sat upon a porcelain chair, spiders and mayonnaise in her hair...

This is Poodonkis. He's a Dromiceiomimus!

As the great actor of stage and film C. Thomas Howell once said (as Ponyboy Curtis, quoting Robert Frost)

"Nothing gold can stay."

But here are the reasons he was wrong:

1. Gold does not oxidize in water or air, giving it a very long natural life
2. Historically, Gold have demonstrated its staying power by being valued across all cultures and periods
3. The Golden Girls were old as shit
4. Gold is the only metal capable of killing bizarro-werewolves.