Showing posts with label Quips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quips. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Quote of the Day

Whether you think you can or you can’t -- you’re right*.

*Provided, of course, you took into account your personal strengths and weaknesses, and considered as many possible outcomes as is needed to base a logical, statistically realistic conclusion on.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The two worst television commercial makers: Gillette and 5-Hour Energy. You gotta wonder what kind of screening process they have. "Hey mom, look what me and Ricky made..."

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Who Rides A Horse To Work

Nothing lightens the morning commute like seeing a sports car amidst the gridlock. I always want to roll my window down and say, 'Hey- how's that Mustang working out for ya??'