Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Ride your Dike To Work Day!


I hereby declare this first annual Greco-Roman Prefix Swap Day. For you at home, here's a chart so you can play along.

You and your family will have a blast taking these two archaic, failed languages and giving them the 'ole switcheroo! Hey thousands of years of progress-- guess who just became a linguistic novelty?!

Tell your friends to ride their dicycle (but not to overexert their tetrariceps), cause this event will be talked about for 10 years, or as we like to say, a decide! Even the Department of Defense will be celebrating at their headquarters, the Quintagon! But you should hurry; this day won't happen again until Heptember 2013! Dinosaurs! Terceratops! Octapuses! Marvin Gaye's Hexual Healing!

3 comments:

  1. I couldn't affor a bike and had to buy a unicycle :( unfortunately I do not have the balance to ride it so now I just have it in my kitchen glaring menacingly at me... That was the worst Canada day in recent memory.

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  2. Damn it WekiM, not only is that completely irrelevant, but you didn't even take the post's message to heart- you bought a MONOCYCLE. A MONOCYCLE.

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  3. It is and forever will be a unicycle! This is America dammit, we do whatever we want. Do you think we erratically use bits and pieces of the metric system because it makes sense? No! We do it to prove to the world that we will do whatever we want, same with this case.

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