Friday, January 13, 2012

Patronus To-Go

This is a list of fast food restaurants and what animal I think best represents them.
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McDonalds-- a horse with three legs

Wendy’s-- a person with red hair

Taco Bell-- an anthropomorphic cactus

KFC-- some kind of octopus

Burger King-- Zapdos, the thunderbird

Subway-- a rat-king

Quiznos-- a watermelon with a face drawn on it

Popeye’s-- any dead house pet

Arby’s-- a giant tuna

Hardee’s/ Carl’s Junior-- a fucking company who can’t make up their mind regarding brand consolidation

Chick-Fil-A-- overweight succubus

2 comments:

  1. I find this post very socially relevant. It's tough to find Harry potter related commentary on everyday issues these days.

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  2. It's like people have forgotten all about the sacrifices the students of Hogwarts made in defeating You-Know-Who

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