This is a list of fast food restaurants and what animal I think best represents them.
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McDonalds-- a horse with three legs
Wendy’s-- a person with red hair
Taco Bell-- an anthropomorphic cactus
KFC-- some kind of octopus
Burger King-- Zapdos, the thunderbird
Subway-- a rat-king
McDonalds-- a horse with three legs
Wendy’s-- a person with red hair
Taco Bell-- an anthropomorphic cactus
KFC-- some kind of octopus
Burger King-- Zapdos, the thunderbird
Subway-- a rat-king
Quiznos-- a watermelon with a face drawn on it
Popeye’s-- any dead house pet
Arby’s-- a giant tuna
Hardee’s/ Carl’s Junior-- a fucking company who can’t make up their mind regarding brand consolidation
Chick-Fil-A-- overweight succubus
I find this post very socially relevant. It's tough to find Harry potter related commentary on everyday issues these days.
ReplyDeleteIt's like people have forgotten all about the sacrifices the students of Hogwarts made in defeating You-Know-Who
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