There Goes the Neighborhood...

Every time I click the “Next Blog” button, I think I’m going to a random blog, but I end up on a Jesusy page, or the “we’re-too-lazy-to-write-you-grandma” page of some random family’s exploits. Am I missing something? Are there a disproportionate number of these on Blogger? Or have I used the word “Jesus” too much, and somehow got tagged as a Christian blog. Well, grumble grumble, let’s just say all future references of J**** will be treated as an obscenity. Whiiiiiiich might score me some points with potential Islamic-fundamentalist readers. Or people who frequently use the censored version of the term “JIZZR”. In either case, I’m pretty excited for those new target demographics.

I've Been Heralded As This Generation's Justin Biber

I've been jumping around this place with the "Next Blog" button, and I have some preliminary findings:

1. "Adult Content"= Porn (NOT the age-restricted debates on geopolitical issues I was hoping for)
2. Why are there so many art blogs? And why are 90% of them rejected submissions from Holiday Inn's decorum?
3. As soon as I have a family, I am making a family blog, so that I can have tangible documentation as to how disproportionate my time spent WITH family is to the time spent TALKING ABOUT about my family is.
4. Why would you blog about other blogs? (yeah, I know) But I'm not talking about casual references; these things are like meta-blogs. GRANTED, there are notable exceptions (see: any blog on icanhascheezburger)

My only conclusion is that this is much better than constructively spending my time.