What America Means to Me

Despite a multitude of diverse and unique characteristics, the united states are just too numerous to devote individual and descriptive attributes to. That being said, I’ve compiled a list of all 50 states and paired them with what word (or phrase) I most closely associate with them; I think I speak for all of America so Governors, take heed:

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Alabama – Racism

Alaska – Eskimos

Arizona – Grand Canyon

Arkansas – Nothing

California – Hippies

Colorado – Mountains

Connecticut – Nothing

Delaware – Nothing

District of Columbia – Murder

Florida – Alligators

Georgia – Peaches/ Racism

Hawaii – Hula girls

Idaho – Potatoes

Illinois – Abe Lincoln

Indiana – Nothing

Iowa – Corn

Kansas – Dorothy

Kentucky – Moonshine

Louisiana – Mardi Gras

Maine – Lobsters

Maryland – Crabs

Massachusetts – W.A.S.P.s

Michigan – Lakes

Minnesota – Nothing

Mississippi – Racism

Missouri – Nothing

Montana – A lot of nothing

Nebraska – Cows

Nevada – Prostitutes

New Hampshire – Nothing

New Jersey – A joke

New Mexico – Nothing

New York – Assholes

North Carolina – Wealthy racists

North Dakota – Nothing

Ohio – Nothing

Oklahoma – Oklahoma! (the musical)

Oregon – The Trail

Pennsylvania – Obsolete industries

Puerto Rico – Parasite

Rhode Island – Insignificance

South Carolina – Poor Racists

South Dakota – Mt. Rushmore

Tennessee – Racism

Texas – Fat Idiots

Utah – Mormons

Vermont – Cheddar/ Syrup

Virginia – Cigarettes

Virgin Islands – Whores

Washington – The 90's

West Virginia – Incest

Wisconsin – Dairy

Wyoming – Nothing

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